thai restaurant

i was startvin today, and there was nothin in the house to eat, so my friend and i went to this thai restaurant for dinner. after ordering our food, i realised that there was this arabian restaurant right next door. i wanted to eat there soo badly, but we couldnt go cuz we had already placed an order. we were seated at a table that was right next to the arabian resaturant. the only thing seperating us from the restaurant was a small window to my right.. while waitin, i was trying to get a peak at the restaurant, when i noticed these couple were eatin kebab. gosh, my mouth was soo watery!! i could taste it in my mouth.. i hinted to my friend what the couples were eating, you should have seen how her neck elongated like she was some giraffe.. she looked like some dumb founded fool!! we waited for about 10 mins for our food, and when i saw d food, i told my frend that the food better be good cuz she pick the place, or else! and shes like or else wat? so i said 'or else i'd stuff the food up ur ass' and she replied 'ooo that would hurt' and i told her that yeah it would, considering the fact that its hot and spicy.. nd i also added 'well i cant do that since NIDA PIKU MAYO THONG!! (which is chinese for 'your ass has no hole').. right after i said it, i realised that these 3 chinese ladies sitting right next to us stopped eating, and were staring right at us!! they were all quiet.. i was soo embarrassed!! they must have been shocked, disgusted, and alittle insulted cuz they were eating, and here i was talking about 'your ass has no hole' IN CHINESE..me, a black chick, african, talking dirty in chinese... they were all chinese!! they heard and understood what i said.. my friend was killing herself laughin at me!! i tried to act like i said nothing, but my friend just couldnt stop laughing.. she looked like some retarded walrus laughing, cuz she was slpping her hands on her legs, and their was noo sound comin out of her mouth!!! and the way i said it, was in a chris rock kinda chinese accent, shaking my head... i wonder what they were thinkin of us..

lol i love our stupid moments...